Funny & dramatic leave messages, ready to send.

Team, mera alarm ne aaj strike kar diya, protest mein main bhi so gaya — bas thodi der mein join karta hoon.

Hi Team, running on very little sleep after a classic 'just one episode' night — moving a bit slow today. Will catch up on everything by evening.

Hi Team, running a few minutes late — the auto driver took a 'shortcut' that added 40 minutes to my commute. I have questions about Google Maps' definition of the word. Joining shortly.

Hi Team, small WFH mishap — my cat sat on my laptop and refused to move for the better part of an hour. Productivity today: technically negative. Back online now.

Team, mera phone charging pe laga chhod diya aur khud bhool gaya — ab main bhi 2% battery pe chal raha hoon. Thodi der mein full charge hoke join karta hoon.

Hi Team, running a few minutes late — queue at the chai stall that can only be described as full-blown diplomatic negotiations. Joining shortly.